We all know the feeling you get when you see someone that looks familiar, but you can't quite put your finger on it. You can tell that they are looking at you with searing ‘I must dictate you’ brown eyes, and you keep looking over your should to check if they are following you. You try to ignore it, but again and again you somehow keep seeing the same face… you find yourself altering your schedule, avoiding TRAX, and rolling down your car window at McDonalds just barely enough to let the food pass through. Somehow, everyone is in on some conspiracy against you… everyone seems so busy, but they keep glancing over at you.

Well, sometimes these feelings are totally justified. Saddam Hussein has been glancing at me from across the street. I have seen him several times over the past year. I tried to ignore it, but I couldn’t any longer so I went over and talked to him. The military has brainwashed him well. He now claims to be a nice homeless man trying to survive in a city that seems to be overflowing with homeless. Ha! A likely story from an evil mastermind.